9 Things You’ll Need to Get a Man

Lisa NowakAccording to this NASA astronaut, the 9 most essential things you’ll need to get a man (from his lover) are:

a wig
a trench coat
an air cartridge BB gun
pepper spray
a steel mallet
a 4-inch folding knife
rubber tubing
garbage bags (and of course)
black gloves

The count will be 11 if you include the $600 she was carrying and bad disguise!