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This is not a joke, these guys are serious. Shit Box is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Funny though!

Here’s a super fun-tastic super hero super game. The Superest offers hours of entertainment as you follow the trails of superheros, their triumphs and eventual defeat by a new hero. The objective is not to determine who wins, because in this game, just like in politics, eventually everyone is defeated.

Will reading in dim light ruin your eyesight? Should we drink at least eight glasses of water a day? Do we use only 10% of our brain? Does hair and fingernails continue to grow after death? Shaving you hair causes it to grow back faster, darker, or coarser! Find out.

Researchers say they have identified the chemical switch that controls the genetic mechanism regulating people’s internal body clocks. Coincidentally, President Hugo Chavez came up with an alternative way of regulating the internal body clocks of his citizens, i.e. by creating Venezuela’s own unique time zone by putting the clock back half-an-hour on a permanent basis and forcing the whole nation to rise early. Brilliant!

The IE7 development team thought it would make for good PR to pat themselves on the back. Turns out the readers are mostly frustrated users/designers trying to “fix” their otherwise (CSS) standards based work by means of IE hacks. Just skip the content of the blog and dive straight into the comments; that’s the fun part.

Here’s a song that will change forever the way you sing/hum “Carol of the Bells”, here’s the original lyrics on Wiki. Merry Christmas!

Al might think he “invented the internet“, but he sure failed to upgrade his WordPress CMS, which resulted in negative publicity for the best open CMS out there. His site was powered by version 2.0.4, which as Matt points out, was released a good 16 months ago, and even beats the version I was running a few weeks ago, with my own patch nonetheless. My excuse, I did not invent the Internet!

Did you ever wonder what happened to Alfred E. Neuman of Mad Magazine? Watch as he grows up. This is some funny s***.

On a lighter note, I got this forward in an email, not sure if this is for real or how old it is, but its funny. Listen and enjoy:
Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system.  These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.

In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a plane had landed.

They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as to not reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employee at the Information Center to announce.

After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on.  The last recording is from Gatwick.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
Ok, here’s where I have copied and pasted the name they handed to the information desk and how it was read: