18.Jul.2007 at 5:23 pm | Sunny
Morons at Heathrow, Airport Announcement Pranks
On a lighter note, I got this forward in an email, not sure if this is for real or how old it is, but its funny. Listen and enjoy:
Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a plane had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as to not reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employee at the Information Center to announce.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
Ok, here’s where I have copied and pasted the name they handed to the information desk and how it was read:
Name: Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
Announcement: “I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired”
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Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
“I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody”
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Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
“I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed”
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Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
“Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit”
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Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
“My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard”
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Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee
“Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea”
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1. Ilov Tuhaffawank | August 14, 2007 #
That is hilarious!!