9 Things You’ll Need to Get a Man

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Lisa NowakAccording to this NASA astronaut, the 9 most essential things you’ll need to get a man (from his lover) are:

  1. a wig
  2. a trench coat
  3. an air cartridge BB gun
  4. pepper spray
  5. a steel mallet
  6. a 4-inch folding knife
  7. rubber tubing
  8. garbage bags (and of course)
  9. black gloves

The count will be 11 if you include the $600 she was carrying and bad disguise!

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  1. 1. devolute | February 9, 2007 #

    I think this is testament to the ingenuity of those in the employ of NASA.

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