6.Feb.2007 at 4:46 pm | hso
9 Things You’ll Need to Get a Man
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According to this NASA astronaut, the 9 most essential things you’ll need to get a man (from his lover) are:
- a wig
- a trench coat
- an air cartridge BB gun
- pepper spray
- a steel mallet
- a 4-inch folding knife
- rubber tubing
- garbage bags (and of course)
- black gloves
The count will be 11 if you include the $600 she was carrying and bad disguise!





1. devolute | February 9, 2007 #
I think this is testament to the ingenuity of those in the employ of NASA.