What the Middle Eastern Folks Really Need?

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Israel  

    • time out for behaving badly
    • a few UN sanctions
    • 3 useless soldiers who’ll probably never fight a war but managed to start one

Hamas

    • paycheck
    • paycheck
    • and more paychecks

Hezbollah

    • attention
    • some falafels
    • if all else fail, guys who care to aim before firing off missiles

 

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  1. 1. headsetoptions » What the Middle Eastern Folks Really Need? | July 19, 2006 #

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  1. 2. Sarit | July 20, 2006 #

    Are you serious or is this some kind of a bad joke?

    You are aware to fact that people are dying on all sides, right?

  1. 3. Adrian MacNair | July 20, 2006 #

    Yes but the real issue here is the Tzatziki sauce. Nobody ever mentions the Tzatziki sauce.

  1. 4. hso | July 20, 2006 #

    I think we all need to take a chill pill and try to live rather than kill each other. With that said, I know my satire is often construed as “not serious,” but that does not change the fact that most grownups seldom are able to “act like adults”.

    My sincere hope would be for Darwinism to kick in before the stupid religious fundamentalist realize that there will not be any use for religion when there will be no people to practice it!

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