19.Apr.2006 at 8:29 am | hso
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s first baby is born
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So who f**king cares? Every media portal on this planet has this shit on their home page, so I figured I would too.
In other news, 358,521 more babies were born today, mothers of who yelled ear splittingly during labor. Doctors assured that inspite of all mothers (except one) opting against a “silent delivery” none of the (358,521) babies are expected to turn out as harebrained as Tom Cruise.
Here’s a totally unrelated link http://news.bbc.co.uk/1168527.stm





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